I have really weird dreams.
Last night I dreamt that I was on a cooking show and people were discussing which painkiller is the best, and then this one guy tells me that his mom used to make jam whenever he was sick and that it was the best painkiller ever.
And another time I dreamt that random people came into my living room and started throwing meat at the ceiling, and then they left. This is particularly weird because I am a vegetarian.
Freshly shaved head.